Good morning/afternoon/night, dear reader of this introductory message! Welcome to The Daft Empire. Make yourself at home, but don't forget to take of your shoes. I don't want you to stain the carpets. Wait, this is a website. There are no carpets. I don't want you to stain the background, then.

You might find some swearing, scary (or sexy, depending on who you are (I'm looking at you, Chloe)) men in lingerie, and sheer silliness on this site, so if you find any of that offending or are young and innocent and don't want to get corrupted by some dolling site, AVERT THINE EYES! QUICK!

And that's all, I guess. Enjoy?

RECENT UPDATERY

2011-01-20 Took me quiiite a while to update, I know. But there's twenty new dolls, or something like that. Also, I am running a pageant which you should all enter. It can be found by clicking this charming link.

2010-12-30 Happy New Year's Eve Eve! There's a bunch of new dolls, as usual, and one truly mahoosive base set. No really, it's quite epic. I don't think I'll update again in 2010, so have a nice New Years celebration full of sparklers. And if you don't celebrate it, have fun trying to sleep while all the fireworks are going off.

2010-12-23 Happy Christmas Eve Eve! Two bases and a bunch of new dolls, most of them gifts.

2010-12-14 WTF, ANOTHER UPDATE SO SOON? This is craaazy stuff. Fifteen new dolls. Some of them are pretty awesome. You should check them out. Just sayin'.

2010-12-09 What's this? AN UPDATE? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE. Anyways, there are many new dolls (about twenty, to be exact), a not-so-new base, and, as you might've noticed, a new layout. One that actually has COLOUR. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS I MUST BE DREAMING.

A SMATTERING OF NEW STUFF